This is my first diary, but it was so important that I had to document it. Thank you for your kindness. :)
Can you trust this face? I wouldn't. Go behind the cut for all the sordid details.
Look at the picture below. Isn't this idyllic? A thoughtful anonymous liberal blogger and her faithful feline companion. But look closer...
Evil lurks.
While he has never demonstrated respect for our dwindling natural resources, we always felt his little kitty heart was in the right place. Even the time he turned on the gas oven by walking across the electronic controls was written off as youthful exuberance by my forgiving mother, Murrayewv.
At first we thought he liked newspapers for their ability to make the "crunchy sound" but then he started to pay attention to the op-ed section. We were in trouble.
He voiced strong anti-immigration sentiments and began to patrol our borders. He showed no tolerance for others sharing his environment.
All attempts at counter-propaganda failed miserably. He showed no interest in rejecting his brainwashing.
The history on our browser revealed the awful truth: Vlad was a Republican.
We were at a loss until his attention was held by something interesting... PhillyGal's pootie diaries!
Thank you Phillygal, and thank you DailyKos!
He's still mean to the dog, but now he's stopped worrying and has learned to love the blog.